The Vampires Night Orgy

September 4, 2017 at 11:27 pm (5 Heads, Vampires Night Orgy) (, , , , , )

The Vampires Night Orgy – 1973 – Spain/Italy

A bus full of travelers gets stranded in the rustic mountain village of Tolnio (in Spain). The village’s inhabitants are a strange lot. There is a beautiful countess who loves Shakespeare, the village’s charismatic mayor whom everyone calls The Major, and a giant axe-wielding man with an Afro. They treat their guests well by letting them stay for free, giving them money, and cooking them a sumptuous feast of human flesh. You see, the villagers are actually vampires. One by one, they convert the travelers to vampirism. One couple manages to escape, but when they return with the police, the village has disappeared.

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Panic

July 2, 2017 at 8:31 pm (3 Heads, Panic) (, , , )

Panic – 1982 – Italy/Spain

An experiment goes awry and a scientist is infected by a deadly bacteria. He degenerates into a freakish mutant and stalks the streets of a small Italian town. A corporation and the government try to conceal the accident. They quarantine the town and debate whether to kill all the inhabitants with nerve gas. A special agent for the military (named Captain Kirk of all things) is sent in to find and kill the mutant before the creature can spread its infection. He teams up with a sexy lady scientist, but surprisingly, they don’t hook up unless I fell asleep and missed it. In the end, the mutant is killed and the town is spared the horrors of nerve gas. After the credits, a message says, “What you have seen might really happen… Perhaps it already has.”

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Horror Express

February 18, 2017 at 11:52 pm (7 Heads, Horror Express) (, , , , , , )

Horror Express – 1972 – England/Spain

In the year 1906, an English anthropologist finds the “missing link” in a Manchurian cave. He is traveling with the specimen on the Trans-Siberian Express when the creature comes to life and prowls the train. Whoever meets its glowing red gaze dies suddenly. Their eyes turn white and (an autopsy reveals) their brains become completely smooth. It turns out that the creature is actually inhabited by an alien parasite made of pure energy. The alien steals people’s memories in hopes of gaining the scientific know-how to get home.

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The Witches’ Mountain

February 5, 2017 at 10:36 pm (3 Heads, Witches' Mountain) (, )

The Witches’ Mountain – 1975 – Spain

In the first scene of The Witches’ Mountain, a woman returns to her house and discovers something amiss. One of her wigs has been cut up, a doll has been impaled, and her cat has been killed. It’s the work of a little girl (maybe the woman’s daughter) and her pet snake. The woman then lights the bratty girl on fire. This scene is mostly unrelated to the rest of the film.

A photographer breaks up with his girlfriend (the woman in the first scene) and takes a trip to the mountains where he meets a beautiful new girlfriend. The photographer and his girlfriend stay in a decrepit mountain village occupied by a single old lady. Roaming through the woods is a coven of witches who kidnap the travelers and abuse them in magic rituals.

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The Blancheville Monster

September 19, 2016 at 3:27 am (4 Heads, Blancheville Monster) (, , , )

The Blancheville Monster – 1963 – Italy/Spain

France 1884: After attending college in England, a young woman returns to her ancestral castle. Since her father recently died (under mysterious circumstances) and her favorite servants have left, the castle is now a foreboding place. Furthermore, she learns of a family prophecy indicating that her family will die if a girl child ever reaches the age of 21. Predictably, the young woman’s 21st birthday is in 5 days. Also predictably, her father is not really dead. Disfigured and insane, he stalks the castle, trying to prevent the prophecy by killing his daughter with the power of hypnosis.

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Murder Mansion

September 4, 2016 at 9:48 pm (4 Heads, Murder Mansion) (, , , , )

Murder Mansion – 1972 – Spain/Italy

A disparate group of people (including a biker, a hitchhiker, a lawyer, a socialite, and a womanizer) get lost in a foggy mountain valley. They arrive at an abandoned mansion next to a graveyard and decide to stay the night while the fog clears. Some of the people know each other and appear to be involved in a criminal business. The various characters bicker and have sex. Local legends suggest vampires once lived in the mansion, and before long, a creepy old woman and her disfigured chauffeur appear and begin killing people. In actuality, the old woman and the chauffeur are two of the stranded travelers in disguise. Their plot is to drive the others insane with fear to prevent some kind of business deal. Maybe. The plot is a little unclear.

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The Werewolf vs. The Vampire Woman

December 22, 2015 at 2:10 am (5 Heads, Werewolf vs. The Vampire Woman) (, , , , , , )

The Werewolf vs. The Vampire Woman – 1971 – Spain

Two female folklore students explore the French countryside, searching for the tomb of a medieval countess. They get lost and arrive at the villa of a genteel writer and his demented sister. The students live with the writer while he helps them look for the tomb. They eventually find it in a spooky ruined monastery, but accidentally revive the countess, who is a vampire. In the following days, one student becomes a vampire, and the other student falls in love with the writer. The writer reveals himself to be a werewolf, and then kills the vampire.

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Human Beasts

May 18, 2015 at 1:23 am (6 Heads, Human Beasts) (, , , , )

Human Beasts – 1980 – Spain/Japan

Human Beasts is a haphazard combination of stuff. While executing a diamond heist in Japan, a mercenary crosses some Japanese revolutionaries. The revolutionaries, one of which is the mercenary’s ex-lover, track the mercenary to Spain and ambush him. After being nearly shot to death, the mercenary is taken to a chalet and nursed by an overbearingly nice doctor/pig breeder and his two beautiful daughters. Of course, the family is actually a bunch of kinky weirdoes. The mercenary is molested in his sleep by one sister, develops a romance with the other, and is eventually eaten by them both. You see, the family once lived in Africa where they learned to love cannibalism. There is also a third sister who lives in the chalet’s walls, hates her family, and guns everyone down in the end.

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Lisa and the Devil

March 3, 2014 at 12:25 am (5 Heads, Lisa and the Devil) (, , , , , )

Lisa and the Devil – 1973 – Italy/Spain

An Italian tourist named Lisa gets lost in Toledo, Spain. Wandering the ancient labyrinthine streets, she encounters outlandish and menacing characters. As night falls, she hitches a ride in a wealthy couple’s curiously antiquated car. The car breaks down, forcing Lisa and the couple to stay at a mysterious villa. Residing in the villa is an eccentric blind countess, her childish adult son, and her ominously cheerful butler. Lisa met the butler while lost earlier and is disturbed by the likeness of his face to a fresco of Satan she saw while sightseeing. As the night progresses, the guests enter into a hallucinatory twilight zone. The villa’s sinister history unravels as Lisa dreams of a woman who looks identical to her. The dreams and reality merge as phantoms manifest and people are murdered and replaced with manikins.

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Horror Rises from the Tomb

January 28, 2014 at 2:08 am (8 Heads, Horror Rises from the Tomb) (, , , )

Horror Rises from the Tomb – 1973 – Spain

In the bleak hills of medieval France, soldiers behead a warlock and hang his mistress. Leap forward to modern Paris. Aristocrats have a séance and channel the warlock’s ghost. On a lark, they find and unearth the warlock’s severed head, freeing his malevolent spirit. At the head’s bidding, folks are mesmerized to perform bloody murders and sexual Satanic rituals.

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