Legend of the Blue Wolves

June 12, 2017 at 12:34 am (5 Heads, Legend of the Blue Wolves) (, , , , , , )

Legend of the Blue Wolves – 1996 – Japan

In the year 2199, mankind has colonized the solar system. Using powered armor suits, they wage war against robotic alien invaders called the Apocalypse. Jonathan Tyberius and Leonard Schteinberg are mecha pilots and roommates on a military space station. When Jonathan is raped by his abusive (and morbidly obese) commanding officer, Leonard rescues him and castrates the rapist. Afterward, the two form a close bond which becomes a romance. Eventually, Leonard is sent on a mission and never returns, and Jonathan later encounters him on the battlefield. Leonard’s body has been absorbed into one of the invader’s biomechanical war machines and Jonathan must destroy it.

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The Spy Who Came

January 23, 2017 at 1:16 am (2 Heads, Spy Who Came) (, , , )

The Spy Who Came – 1969 – United States

An unsavory Arab brainwashes women into sex slaves and uses them to blackmail dignitaries. A detective named Harry is blackmailed into helping the slavers, but he is actually a double agent. Teaming up with a French spy, he infiltrates and destroys the slavery ring.

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Electronic Lover

December 12, 2016 at 1:58 am (3 Heads, Electronic Lover) (, , )

Electronic Lover – 1966 – United States

A man named Master lives in a room with a mainframe computer. The room has curtains for walls, so it might be a tent. He gives his mute servant (named Brother) a portable camera and orders him to spy on women. Brother takes the camera around the city and records women undressing, taking showers, and having sex. Master watches the camera’s wireless feed. Dripping sweat and never blinking, he raves about beautiful women and verbally abuses Brother. Occasionally, he takes breaks to ruminate about love, have vivid sexual hallucinations, make out with his reflection in a mirror, and practice archery. After watching some people frolic naked through the woods, Master sobs and calls for his mother. Then he stabs himself to death with an arrow.

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Nude for Satan (Nuda per Satana)

April 15, 2012 at 10:48 pm (4 Heads, Nude for Satan) (, , , )

Nude for Satan – 1974 – Italy

Nude for Satan was directed by Luigi Batzella (A.K.A. Paul Hamus, Paolo Solvay, Dean Jones, Ivan Kathansky, and Paul Selvin). It’s always fair to assume that anyone with so many pseudonyms makes porn. Batzella’s other work of note is The Beast in Heat (1977), about a mutant sex fiend in a Nazi concentration camp.

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Black Candles (Los Ritos Sexuales del Diablo)

March 31, 2011 at 2:32 am (3 Heads, Black Candles) (, , , , )

Black Candles – 1982 – Spain

Call it Rosemary’s Baby: The Porno. Black Candles is by Spaniard Jose Ramon Larraz (slightly) known for Vampyres—tales of the lesbian undead. Black Candles (from Spanish: Sex Rites of the Devil) is similarly trashy and worthless. It’s a feat to make kinky murder-sex this boring.

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Pick-Up

June 28, 2010 at 2:46 am (6 Heads, Pick-Up) (, , , , , )

Pick-Up – 1975 – United States

Pick-Up isn’t about anything, pretending it’s about a lot. Two hippie hitchhiker girls ride with a handsome bus driver on a mysterious delivery. Detouring through the Everglades, the bus gets stuck and the three wander the swamp, hallucinating, having flashbacks, and (since this is an adult picture) balling. There isn’t much structure (aiding the dreamy atmosphere) and reality and fantasy blur as one girl encounters a sinister clown, a comedic politician, and a robed messenger of Apollo. Meanwhile, the other girl screws in a tree, a lake, and on a swing, before being raped and killed by hillbillies. Or maybe not, since the whole movie is revealed to be a prophetic vision in the end.

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