The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini

July 2, 2017 at 8:11 pm (6 Heads, Ghost in the Invisible Bikini, Movie Title) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini – 1966 – United States

After a millionaire dies, his heirs congregate at his mansion for the reading of his will. The will reveals that all the money is hidden in the mansion and the heirs must find it. The millionaire’s crooked lawyer hires thugs to kill the heirs so he will inherit everything. Also at the mansion is a mischievous ghost girl (with an invisible bikini), some dopey bikers, and a busload of teenage surfers who just want to have a good time.

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Beach Girls and the Monster

April 12, 2015 at 11:57 pm (5 Heads, Beach Girls and the Monster) (, , , , , )

Beach Girls and the Monster – 1965 – United States

After graduating college, Richard spends his days surfing and hanging with his girlfriend. Richard’s father, an oceanographer, wants Richard to quit loafing and start a career. Meanwhile, a humanoid fish (allegedly a mutant barracuda) stalks the beach, murdering surfers. In the unsurprising ending, the killer is revealed as Richard’s father. Dressed in a (rather crappy) monster suit, he slaughtered the beachgoers to keep Richard from surfing. Thanks dad!

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The Horror of Party Beach

March 30, 2015 at 2:52 am (3 Heads, Horror of Party Beach) (, , , , , , )

The Horror of Party Beach – 1964 – United States

Radioactive waste is dumped in the ocean and drifts into a shipwreck. Decaying corpses are resurrected as blood drinking humanoid fish. The unkillable monsters stalk a beach community, murdering sunbathers, tourists, drunks, and twenty sorority girls at a slumber party. Scientists eventually discover that the fish-men are actually “giant protozoa” and can be destroyed by sodium. There is a confrontation and all the fish-men are doused in sodium and explode.

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Surf Nazis Must Die

December 10, 2014 at 1:52 am (9 Heads, Surf Nazis Must Die) (, , , , , , )

Surf Nazis Must Die – 1987 – United States

In the “near future”, California is decimated by a massive earthquake. In the ensuing anarchy, the bloodthirsty Surf Nazis rumble other gangs of surfers for control of Power Beach. After the Surf Nazis kill an African American man, his elderly mother, Mama Washington, escapes her nursing home to exact revenge. With a pistol and grenades, she kills all the Surf Nazis and rides off on her motorcycle laughing.

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The Beach Girls

March 12, 2011 at 1:48 am (7 Heads, Beach Girls) (, , , )

The Beach Girls – 1982 – United States

Recipe for The Beach Girls: Stir together equal parts AIP’s Beach Party, juvenile delinquent flick, and porno. Sprinkle jokes and racial stereotypes. Blend until tasteless. Starring a cast of no name dames and one Playmate, Beach Girls is brain-dead fluff, but not boring. Compared to modern teen mush, it’s quite extreme, and a great example for the world’s youth on how to be cool and stay loose.

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