The Alien Factor

July 1, 2018 at 10:03 pm (4 Heads, Alien Factor) (, , , )

The Alien Factor – 1978 – United States

An alien spaceship carrying “zoological specimens” crashes outside a small town. The escaped monsters rampage through the snowy hills and kill people. One is a humanoid insect, another is a hairy giant, and the third is made of pure energy. The sheriff struggles to stop the invincible monsters. Meanwhile, the mayor hides the murders from the public. A friendly alien arrives in town disguised as a human. After destroying the monsters with futuristic gadgets, he is mistaken for a monster himself and shot to death.

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Phantasm

April 5, 2018 at 2:20 am (9 Heads, Phantasm) (, , , , , , )

Phantasm – 1979 – United States

A dude named Tommy has sex with a woman in a graveyard. The woman transforms into an old man and stabs Tommy. Tommy’s friends, Jody and Reggie, attend Tommy’s funeral. Inexplicably, Tommy’s death is thought to be suicide. Mike, Jody’s thirteen year old brother, watches the funeral from the bushes. He is pursued by robed dwarves that look like Jawas, and sees the undertaker lift a five hundred pound casket. Trying to make sense of it all, Mike visits a blind fortune teller. She orders Mike to stick his hand in a box. When the box burns him, she says “Fear is the killer.” This scene is a reference to the “Gom Jabbar” from the novel Dune (1965).

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Double Agent 73

January 15, 2018 at 3:37 am (5 Heads, Double Agent 73) (, , , , , )

Double Agent 73 – 1974 – United States

Double Agent 73 is the second of two films directed by Doris Wishman and starring Israeli stripper Chesty Morgan. The first is Deadly Weapons (1974).

Jane (code name Agent 73) is a spy with a camera and a time bomb implanted in her abnormally huge breasts. Her mission is to assassinate a ring of heroin smugglers. She blows one up with a lipstick grenade. She kills another by flinging her earring into his jugular. She asphyxiates a dude by stuffing ice cubes into his mouth. In the craziest bit, she coats her breasts with poison. As she has sex with her target, he sucks on her breasts and dies. After each assassination, she squeezes her breast to photograph the corpse with her hidden camera. Eventually, it is revealed that Jane’s boyfriend is the leader of the heroin ring. Jane shoots him.

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Deadly Weapons

January 15, 2018 at 3:30 am (5 Heads, Deadly Weapons) (, , , , , , , )

Deadly Weapons – 1974 – United States

Deadly Weapons stars a stripper from Israel named Chesty Morgan. You can probably guess that she has large breasts. However, you probably wouldn’t guess how absurdly huge these breasts actually are. Apparently they are all natural and “the largest on record for a film star”. Their shocking size cannot be overstated.

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Death Rage

December 11, 2017 at 12:38 am (5 Heads, Death Rage) (, , , , , )

Death Rage – Italy – 1976

Peter Marciani is a New York hitman who comes out of retirement for one last job. On a mission to assassinate the mobster who killed his brother, Peter travels to to Naples, Italy. There he joins forces with a small time crook and shacks up with a stripper. In pursuit of his target, Peter kills various mobsters and has hallucinatory visions of his brother’s death. To stop the visions, he visits an optometrist and insists on a prescription for eye drops. The doctor gives Peter the drops, even though the hallucinations are obviously psychotic in nature. Eventually, Peter gets revenge by sniping his brother’s killer, but is killed in the resulting shootout.

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Brain of Blood

September 24, 2017 at 11:39 pm (3 Heads, Brain of Blood) (, , , , )

Brain of Blood – 1971 – United States

In the fictional Muslim nation of Kalid, the benevolent leader Amir is on his deathbed. His doctor and his much younger wife take him to America to undergo an experimental brain transplant. It’s too bad that Dr. Trenton, the surgeon behind the transplant, is nefarious and totally insane. He lives with a dwarf and a deformed giant named Gor. He keeps a young girl chained up in his dungeon and drains her blood. And, of course, he screws up the transplant operation. Amir’s brain ends up in Gor’s body. When Amir recovers, he goes on a homicidal rampage. Eventually, Dr. Trenton neutralizes him with a ray gun. In the downbeat ending, the doctor controls Amir and takes over Kalid from behind the scenes.

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The Vampires Night Orgy

September 4, 2017 at 11:27 pm (5 Heads, Vampires Night Orgy) (, , , , , )

The Vampires Night Orgy – 1973 – Spain/Italy

A bus full of travelers gets stranded in the rustic mountain village of Tolnio (in Spain). The village’s inhabitants are a strange lot. There is a beautiful countess who loves Shakespeare, the village’s charismatic mayor whom everyone calls The Major, and a giant axe-wielding man with an Afro. They treat their guests well by letting them stay for free, giving them money, and cooking them a sumptuous feast of human flesh. You see, the villagers are actually vampires. One by one, they convert the travelers to vampirism. One couple manages to escape, but when they return with the police, the village has disappeared.

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The Demon

August 13, 2017 at 6:42 pm (4 Heads, Demon, The) (, , , )

The Demon – 1979 – South Africa

A psychotic killer with a mask (sometimes) and clawed gloves kills people by wrapping plastic bags around their heads. He stalks two beautiful young school teachers who like meditating and going out with guys. On the killer’s trail is a psychic detective. The detective doesn’t do anything and is arbitrarily killed early in the film—and not even by the killer. In the end, the killer chases one of the teachers around a house. The teacher gets naked for this part. She eventually defeats the killer with a Home Alone-style trap. She puts slippery soap on the floor, sprays her attacker with scalding water, and stabs him in the throat.

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Haunts

August 13, 2017 at 6:37 pm (5 Heads, Haunts) (, , , , )

Haunts – 1977 – United States

Haunts takes place in a small mountain town where there is nothing to do but gossip, go to church, and drive around drunk. A maniac in a ski mask starts raping women and stabbing them with scissors. Ingrid is a Swedish woman who lives on an isolated farm. She believes the maniac has a vendetta against her and suspects every man in town at one point or another. As the plot progresses, evidence suggests that Ingrid might be delusional. She has traumatic childhood memories of being sexually abused and witnessing the death of her mother. In the present day, many of the characters she interacts with might be figments of her imagination. As the maniac closes in on Ingrid, it becomes less and less clear if there is a maniac at all. By the film’s ending, fantasy and reality have been thoroughly blended and nothing makes much sense.

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Dragon Princess

July 31, 2017 at 12:36 am (5 Heads, Dragon Princess) (, , , , , )

Dragon Princess – 1976 – Japan

Kazuma (played by Sonny Chiba) is a karate instructor in Tokyo. Assassins, hired by a rival instructor, attack Kazuma in front of his young daughter, Yumi. He survives with a crippled arm and a missing eye, but flees Japan to protect Yumi. Living in a seedy Manhattan apartment (these probably don’t exist in real life), Kazuma is a drunk who only cares about getting revenge and training Yumi in karate. He berates her, beats her, and makes her stand in the snow with bare feet. When Yumi writes in her diary, “I hope I never hear the word ‘karate’ again!”, Kazuma is somehow surprised.

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