Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe

Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe – 1990 – Canada

In this movie, Jesse Ventura (former wrestler and Governor of Minnesota) plays a “finder” named Abraxas. Basically, he is a galactic cop. He has been doing it for 10,000 years and is supposed to be pretty good at it. He goes to Earth on a mission to capture Secundus (his rogue ex-partner) and find the “Culmator”. What’s the Culmator? Good question. Apparently, he is a psychic child who can “calculate the anti-life equation”, which I guess is probably pretty bad. While teleporting to Earth, Abraxas suffers a warp malfunction and loses all his cool sci-fi weapons. When he finally tracks Secundus to a small, snowy town, the two wrestle a lot before Abraxas disintegrates him using a futuristic wristwatch.